I’m freaking out I don’t usually reblog this stuff but this is like incredible
when your friend has a really shitty opinion
When your significant other chooses a bee over you
Taking a panorama picture when your dog walks past
what if augustus and hazel’s couple quote was “Aight? Aight.”
i fell in love the way u fall asleep. slow then mad quick u feel
"George Bush has painted over 50 puppies"
and here to your left we see society’s impossible to obtain standards for women
this makes me sick
I want to punch something.
me: ah yes time to start my homework
me: *opens tumblr*
me: *watches 25 youtube tutorials*
me: *sings the entirety of bohemian rhapsody*
me: *rearranges room*
me: *reads les mis*
me: *watches every tom hiddleston interview on the internet*
me: *writes a novel*
me: *publishes novel*
me: *has novel made into 3 movies and a video game*
me: *takes the ring to mordor*
me: *defeats lord voldemort*
me: well its too late to start it now
FLOWER GLEAM AND GLOW
LET YOUR POWER SHINE
I CAN’T WITH YOU PERFECT PEOPLE ANYMORE
I will always re-blog this, even my daughter thinks it’s hilarious.
and all time low wins the worst merch award yet again
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wouldnt it…. be INTERES TING… just INTEresting is all im saying….. if you were to, say, „ kiss me…. on the… face….. on the mouth??? i know it s kind of freaky and a little different but wouldnt it be…….. interesting…… i notice we both have lips. interestin g this is all so….. interesting…….
the kind of conversation to have when holding a cosplayer at gunpoint
and then satan said “let there be a skip limit and no back button on 8tracks”